Is this for BK Kid's Meals??? CPB is getting very formulaic. There creative has lost its punch. They go for the creep out or shock factor in every campaign these days. They still do different things with their work but the common denominator always seems to be CPB, Creep People just Because. Hip Hop is always used as a way to either sexualize or add psuedo-cool.
Here are the lyrics:
I like square butts and I cannot lie Squid and Sea Star can’t deny When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts
All the ladies stare Dang those pants are square! Swimming through the seaweed tangle Is a butt with sharp right angles
Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya ‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah Underwater, we keep it grungy ‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’
Ooh, Rumplespongeskin You dance, but your hips don’t bend So groove it and move it If you got caboose, then prove it
Sponge Bob is dancing And Squidward is glancing He’s hatin’… wet He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set
I’m tired of all these chairs They don’t accommodate these squares Take the average ???? tell him that You gotta have square back
Mr. Krab! (yeah) Patrick! (yeah) Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah) Then shake it (shake it) Shake it (shake it) Shake that cubicle butt
Sponge Bob got back (Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)
A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it And watch Sponge Bob kick it I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn Bob got it goin’ on, been known to rock him a thong Them round butts won’t admit it But they’d wear that gear if they could fit it
You can draw his body on paper His waistline really don’t taper Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him Wanna push his pores and tease him
But Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’ You other sponges don’t want none unless you rock square buns!
To the new sponges in the magazines, you ain’t it Miss Thang We rock them cubes, gals and dudes Put it down at the goo lagoon
Some other box must get jealous At the moves that come from square fellas See Bob and they wanna get him But Sandy Cheeks he won’t let ‘em
If you happen to wander on land And you wanna be a square butt fan And drive the crew right to Burger King And give that sponge a ring
Sponge Bob got back!
My work here is done. Dysfunctional Chocolate, lady's and gentlemen! (*drops the mouse)
cred: CPB
Thanks Butta (I know, I know, I bite, I'm a biter) https://sites.google.com/site/mayuradocs/PinIt.png