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It's official: Light-skin is Back!!!


The former president of light skin has returned to reign once again. With Wesley Snipe on a downward spiral and Morris Chestnut on the Tyler Perry track, it's only a matter of time before we see Al B. Sure haunting us again. But, Al B. Sure's son has been sighted on the lurk.

White friends: This is a running joke in the black community of a perceived difference between skin colors. It used to be a more tense situation but it has devolved into the realm of humor and common hilarity. If any inter-racial discord or violence were to ensue you would have been instructed where to go and how to conduct yourselves as to not be mistaken as a light-skinned African American.

No actual light-skinned people were harmed in the making of this magazine cover.










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5 comments:

shaun. said...

laminated cards.

Clifton Simmons said...

LMAO man

Craig Brimm said...

Shaun this cover is the card.

The Audacity of Color said...

Cotdamn! I knew this day would come. I was just hoping that I wouldn't be alive to see it.

Ah well, we of the darker hue had a good run over the last 10 years. lol

Stan said...

ROTFLMBAO@The Audacity of Color!
I was so glad that he looked and sounded great on the BET awards.

That said, we must not let the snake of lightskined-ness rise again!

Brothers of Snipes, we must remain vigilant, and prevent him from awakening and inspiring any other lightskinded men to unite, such as Shemar Moore, Boris Kojoe , and Carlos Boozer.

Like some of you I grew up under the tyranny of lightskinned-ness, during the Debarge years, and I struggled under the Al B Sure late nineties. I cannot fight this fight again in the new millennium.

Thank you sirs!

LOL