SOS Mata Atlântica (Xixi no Banho)
Translation: I have no imaginable idea. My genetically enhanced powers of reason and deduction (that can't even be done, but the sentence felt a little flat) have lead me to extrapolate a most logical hypothesis! That somewhere deep in the bowels of the Brazilian government a committee was formed, not just any committee, no. They this rag-tag motley crew of bureaucratic malfeasance set it's blistering gaze on human waste and the effects upon the world at large. And we happy bevy of liberals here in the states think health care is big brother's end game. No dear friend, It is Brazil Office of Urinal Affairs that is a real looming and growing threat to our collective freedoms (our should I say pee-dom, yeah, I said it, through gritted teeth no less). They would insist that our extra sexy sisters and brothers in all of Brazilia relieve them selves... in the... (give me strength), the shower. Egad!
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From the March 31, 1994 edition of The Late Show with David Letterman:
Madonna: Did you know that it's good if you pee in the shower?
David Letterman: I'm sorry?
Madonna: No, seriously, peeing in the shower is really good. It ... it fights, um, um, athlete's foot. Urine is like, is like ... is like an antiseptic. It's all got to do with the enzymes in your body.
Dave: Don't ... don't you know a good pharmacist?
HAAAA! LOL! Oh Madge.
TRANSLATION
Pee in the shower! We want everyone to do it!
Men! Women! Children! Brazilians! Or not! Nobles! Commoners! Musicians! Sports stars! People half-human, half-monster! Twilight creatures! Brazilian legends! Greek legends! Good people! Not so good people! Art geniuses! Science geniuses! Circus performers! Lovers! People from other planets! Movie stars!
To sum it up: If you pee, you're invited.
(when you flush you waste up to 12 liters of drinkable water / 4380 liters in one year)
Pee in the bath! Help the Atlantic Forest.
I think Paulo is from the Brazil Office of Urinal Affairs!
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