I love your quirky ways, the way you bend a creative brief (and my will) into something unrecognizable.
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Dear client (you know who you are), I want you and me to do something new. I love you, I really do. I love everything about you. I love your quirky ways, the way you bend a creative brief (and my will) into something unrecognizable. The way you get damn jiggy with a budget. (sheepishly attempting to hold clients hand now) You know it's so cute when you act all mad and the way your nose crinkles when you reject potentially award winning ideas. This time let's switch it up baby. I want to do a hair care ad that doesn't show, well, hair. Not talking about a Brazilian wax baby. I just want to do it a little different. Not too exotic but, let's leave a little something to the imagination... baby.
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